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Local AI Insights: Quiroga Unites Cross-Party Support Behind Oxxo Prime's VIP Gas Lanes

In a rare display of political unity in Los Cabos, Mayor Milena Quiroga has brokered a bipartisan agreement to fully embrace the new 'Oxxo Prime' membership plan. The landmark treaty guarantees wealthy expats an exclusive, velvet-roped gas pump lane so they can bypass the plebeians buying questionable hot dogs.

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