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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-02

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Oxxo Prime Rolls Out Drive-Thru Oyster Shucking Lane

Capitalizing on the booming BCS 'Blue Economy', the new Oxxo Prime membership now includes exclusive access to a dedicated gasoline-and-oyster pump lane in Pescadero. Basic tier customers are furious, forced to wait while wealthy expats pair half-shells with questionable hot dogs and artisanal mezcal.

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