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humor The Beaverton 2026-05-02

Canadians Promised Cheaper Flights at Privatized 'Rogers DraftKings Airport'

Because nothing screams 'consumer savings' quite like handing over national infrastructure to Canada's most notoriously rapacious corporate monopolies. Grab your wallets, folksโ€”the DraftKings baggage carousel is about to get expensive.


<p>OTTAWA &#8211; Prime Minister Carney has announced a plan to sell off Canadian airports, thus generating revenue for his new sovereign wealth fund, and assures Canadians they will surely pay less in airports owned by Canada&#8217;s most-rapacious corporate monopolies. &#8220;If there&#8217;s one thing Canadians know, it&#8217;s that they will never be gouged by companies like [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/privatized-airports-means-canadians-will-pay-l...

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