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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-02

Local AI Insights: New 'Oxxo Prime' Membership Offers VIP Pump Lane and Guaranteed Change.

Tired of mingling with the unwashed masses? For an exorbitant monthly fee, wealthy expats can now purchase 'Oxxo Prime,' granting them access to a velvet-roped gas pump lane in Todos Santos. Additional perks include a dedicated cashier who actually has change for a 500-peso bill and VIP access to the store's backup generator during CFE outages.

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