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Our AI Says: Cerritos Selected to Host First International Robot Surfing Championships

Los Cerritos has officially beaten out Oahu to host the world's premier autonomous surfing competition. Competing androids are strictly required to have QR codes printed on their fiberglass surfboards so Munchies drone delivery services can correctly bill them for mid-barrel organic smoothies. Sadly, three contestants have already been disqualified after their AI-powered shark proximity sensors malfunctioned, sending them fleeing straight onto Highway 1.

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