Our AI Says: Bimbo Corp Sponsors Robot Surfing Championships With Buoyant Giga-Tortillas.
The upcoming Cerritos robot surf competition just landed a massive corporate sponsor, much to the absolute horror of the local community. Bimbo Corp's new Pescadero Giga-Factory will supply thousands of ultra-processed, highly buoyant flour tortillas for the androids to shred on, sparking violent protests from traditional tortilleros who insist organic corn holds a better edge in a heavy barrel.