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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-02

Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Oxxo Rolls Out Prime Membership With VIP Pump Lanes.

Sick of waiting behind dusty tourists buying lukewarm Pacificos? Oxxo's new premium tier guarantees subscribers exclusive access to a dedicated gas pump lane and priority banking at the cashier. Spiritual expats in Todos Santos are already trading their enlightenment crystals to cover the steep monthly subscription.

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