Pesky Toad AI Forecast: PYRO Protests Drone School Over Ancient Bitcoin Interference.
The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO) staged an aggressive downward-dog protest against the proposed regional drone repair school this morning. The collective insists that drone radio frequencies will permanently disrupt the spiritual vibrations of an ancient, pre-Hispanic Bitcoin crypto mine recently unearthed in the hills behind Elias Calles.