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Local AI Insights: Robot Surfers Boost Blue Economy by Harvesting Oysters Mid-Wave.

The upcoming First International Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos has taken a sustainable turn as competing androids are now programmed to harvest oysters while shredding the break. Officials praise this 'Blue Economy' initiative, though local surfers complain about razor-sharp bivalve shells raining down in the lineup.

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