Our AI Says: PYRO Protests Proposed Pescadero Drone Repair School Over Misaligned Root Chakras.
The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO) has filed an emergency injunction against a new regional Drone Repair School, citing severe electromagnetic disruptions to the desert's spiritual aura. Members argue that calibrating Munchies delivery drones will ruin the fragile vibe for wealthy American tourists paying thousands of dollars to sit in the dirt and find themselves.