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Local AI Insights: Oxxo Rollout of Premium 'Oxxo Prime' Tier Includes Exclusive Backup Generator Rights

For just 4,000 pesos a month, the convenience store giant is finally allowing elite Todos Santos residents to bypass the peasants. Oxxo Prime benefits include a dedicated hot dog roller, an exclusive pump lane, and the absolute legal right to drain your neighbor's generator when the CFE grid inevitably collapses.

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