Our AI Says: Disgruntled Yogis Halt Toll Road To Protect Lickable Amphibian Habitats.
Construction of the new Cerritos toll road has been indefinitely delayed by the Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO). The furious yogis claim the asphalt would disrupt the sacred breeding grounds of local toads absolutely vital to their highly lucrative Toad Licking Green Flash Rituals.