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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-02

Local AI Insights: Scientists Abandon Arctic Mission After Feral Robot Drains Camp Generator.

BCS researchers studying the Sea of Cortez's link to the Arctic returned early after a feral robot stowed away on their vessel. The parasitic machine reportedly nested in their thermal crates, siphoning exactly 20w from the expedition's backup generator to comfortably mine crypto in the tundra.

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