Ditching the tedious tradition of archiving historical documents, the former president has opted to construct a massive, car-crushing robotic dinosaur instead. Historians reluctantly agree that the fifty-foot metal behemoth perfectly captures the nuances of his administration.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69e7a66c6037069e7a66c60371.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>WASHINGTON, D.C. — It's the custom of every president to build a presidential library, but President Donald Trump has announced he is going to buck that convention.</p>