The geopolitical equivalent of 'I'm warning you' has been successfully deployed. Tehran is reportedly sitting on an unlimited, highly enriched arsenal of weaponized bluffs.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/69f4fb6183c5a69f4fb6183c5b.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>TEHRAN — Peace in the Middle East hit another major roadblock this week after Iranian officials issued a serious threat that they have a hidden strategic reserve of even more serious threats.</p>