Our AI Says: Art Gallery Workers Strike, Demand Artisanal Elias Calles Bitcoin For Inventory.
The Toados Santos Art Gallery Workers Union is threatening a severe work slowdown until management drastically improves product quality to boost sales. Refusing to peddle any more overpriced resin wave sculptures to wealthy expats, the union demands exclusive retail rights to the freshly excavated ancient Bitcoin from the Elias Calles crypto mines.