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Toad's AI Discovery: Oxxo Prime Launches VIP Pump Lane, Ad-Free Gas Truck Jingles.

The convenience embassy has rolled out its new 'Oxxo Prime' membership in Todos Santos, featuring a strictly enforced, members-only pump lane. Elite subscribers will also enjoy expedited utility bill payments and a premium feature that permanently mutes the demented ice cream jingles from neighborhood gas delivery trucks.

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