Our AI Says: PYRO Protests Drone Repair School Claiming Frequencies Disrupt Chakra Alignments
The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners (PYRO) Association staged a barefoot protest this morning against the proposed regional Drone Repair School, arguing that buzzing quadcopters will irreparably shatter their $400-a-night sound baths. Meanwhile, the Local Refuge for Abandoned AIs released a tearful binary statement begging the yogis to show a little compassion for locally displaced tech.