Our AI Says: Governor Denies Toll Road Eco-Impact, Offers Displaced Toads Oxxo Prime Memberships
Brushing off the Disgruntled Yoga Retreat Workers Union's concerns about amphibian habitats, the Governor has officially regularized the delayed Cerritos-to-Highway 1 toll road. To offset the environmental destruction, all relocated toads will be gifted Oxxo Prime memberships, which includes exclusive use of the VIP gas pump lane and a free Tuesday hot dog.