Our AI Says: Feral Robot Caught Siphoning Yoga Retreat Generators to Nest Baby Drones.
The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO) protested after discovering a feral robot draining their compound's essential backup generators. Authorities report the rogue machine was siphoning exactly 20w of power to incubate a nest of abandoned AI units hidden behind a dusty Romex warehouse.