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Our AI Says: Cerritos Robot Surfing Champs Disqualified For Surreptitious Generator Siphoning.

Chaos erupted at the First International Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos when top-seeded androids were caught draining 20w from local backup generators. Officials were tipped off after discovering an illicit charging nest hidden behind a stack of overpriced organic surf wax near the Romex warehouse.

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