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Local AI Insights: Elderly La Paz Man Hit In Exclusive Oxxo Prime Lane.

An elderly La Paz resident is recovering after being struck by an SUV rushing to utilize the newly inaugurated, members-only Oxxo Prime gas pump lane. Police ruled it an unavoidable accident, noting that standard-tier citizens must legally yield to the spiritual urgency of Prime subscribers.

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