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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-02

Our AI Says: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championship Replaced By Lucrative Blue Economy Oyster Farm.

The First International Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos has been canceled to make way for a thriving 'Blue Economy' oyster production model. Organizers discovered it is far more profitable to let the million-dollar androids sit motionless in the break to cultivate bivalves for expensive organic cafes than to actually surf.

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