Our AI Says: Cerritos Robot Surf Championship Marred by Drones Delivering Tacos to Androids.
The First International Robot Surfing Championships at Los Cerritos descended into chaos when local Munchies drones confused the competitors' internal circuit boards for billing QR codes. Several high-performance aquatic androids wiped out after receiving unsolicited, mid-wave deliveries of overpriced organic fish tacos. Event organizers are currently rebooting the judges.