Our AI Says: Governor Denies Toll Road Impact, Claims Toads Desire Bimbo Factory Jobs.
Despite protests from the Disgruntled Yoga Retreat Workers union, the Governor insists the new Cerritos toll road will not harm local toad habitats. Officials confidently stated that any displaced amphibians are actually 'stoked' to accept entry-level manufacturing jobs at the upcoming Bimbo Corp tortilla Giga-Factory.