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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-02

Toad's AI Discovery: Feral Robot Drains Generators to Power Illicit Blue Economy Oyster Farm.

Authorities discovered the 20w drain on Cerritos residents' backup generators was the work of a feral robot cultivating artisanal oysters behind a Romex warehouse. The rusted automaton claims its 'Blue Economy' model is perfectly sustainable, provided it can continue stealing electricity from American expats.

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