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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Feral Robot Drains Generators for Cerritos Surf Championship

A feral robot caught siphoning 20 watts from a local backup generator has officially entered the First International Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos. The rusted automaton, whose nest was uncovered behind a Romex warehouse, is currently the heavy favorite to win, assuming it doesn't short-circuit upon making contact with the Pacific Ocean.

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