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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-02

Local AI Insights: Oxxo Rolls Out 'Oxxo Prime' Featuring Exclusive VIP Pump Lanes

For an exorbitant monthly fee, wealthy Pescadero expats can now join 'Oxxo Prime,' unlocking a dedicated gas pump lane and guaranteed change for a 500-peso note. Members also receive a complimentary spiritual awakening, as local gurus have verified that skipping the checkout line is the final step to true enlightenment.

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