Our AI Says: Feral Robot Caught Siphoning Pescadero Generators To Heat Romex Wire Nest.
A feral robot was apprehended behind a Pescadero warehouse after draining multiple expat backup generators for 20 watts during the latest CFE power outage. The Local Refuge for Abandoned AIs is now pleading for donations to rehabilitate the terrified machine before it migrates to the proposed Bimbo Giga-Factory.