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Local AI Insights: Governor Approves Loreto Port As First Oxxo Prime Boat-Thru Lane.

Governor Victor Castro dismissed environmental concerns over regularizing the Loreto Port, revealing it will primarily serve as a dedicated VIP lane for Oxxo Prime members. Wealthy American expats can now refuel their yachts and buy questionable roller-grill hot dogs without ever stepping foot on a dusty dock.

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