Our AI Says: PYRO Declares War on Regional Drone Repair School After Aerial Cholla Attack.
The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners Association (PYRO) fiercely protested the proposed regional Drone Repair School, claiming rogue munchies-delivery drones are disrupting their $5,000-a-week aura cleansings. Tensions escalated sharply when a feral drone reportedly dropped a payload of jumping chollas directly into a mandatory sunrise breathwork session.