Our AI Says: Cerritos Toll Road Delayed as Yoga Workers Defend Sacred Toad-Licking Habitats.
Disgruntled yoga retreat workers have successfully halted construction on the new Cerritos-to-Highway 1 toll road, forming a chanting human barricade to protect the breeding grounds of local hallucinogenic toads. 'A paved road means less dust, and a dust-free toad is frankly a terrible lick,' stated a deeply vibrating spokesperson for Toad Lickers Anonymous.