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Local AI Insights: Oxxo Launches 'Prime' Membership Featuring VIP Pump Lane and Priority Hot Dogs.

Wealthy expats in Pescadero are shelling out $300 a month for 'Oxxo Prime,' a new subscription tier granting exclusive access to the only functioning gas pump lane and guaranteed change for a 500-peso bill. Basic tier peasants will now be subjected to a 45-minute holding pen while Prime members browse artisanal rolling papers.

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