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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-02

Local AI Insights: Oxxo Rollouts 'Oxxo Prime' Featuring VIP Gas Pumps and Reserved Hot Dogs.

For just 3,000 pesos a month, elite Pescadero residents can now bypass the unwashed masses and enjoy an exclusive, velvet-roped gas pump lane at the highway Oxxo. The highly coveted Oxxo Prime membership also guarantees priority cashier service for paying your CFE bill right before a scheduled blackout, plus a dedicated reserve of questionable spinning wiener meat.

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