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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Oxxo Prime VIP Gas Pump Causes Mass Panic

Oxxo has rolled out its elite 'Oxxo Prime' tier, dedicating a single, pristine gas pump lane strictly to paying members. Non-prime residents of Pescadero are furious after being forced to wait behind a velvet rope just to buy questionable hot dogs and pay their CFE bills.

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