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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-05-02
Local AI Insights: BCS Scientists Scrap Arctic Mission After Feral Robot Drains Ship’s Generator
After announcing an expedition to study the Sea of Cortez's link to the Arctic, BCS researchers turned back near La Paz. A feral surf-bot had stowed away in the hull and completely drained their critical backup generators just to power its 20-watt motherboard.