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Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Oxxo Prime Debuts Exclusive Pump Lane for Enlightened Expats

Oxxo has launched its highly anticipated 'Oxxo Prime' tier for wealthy Todos Santos spiritual seekers. For $500 USD a month, members receive access to a velvet-roped gas pump, dedicated ATM bandwidth, and a guaranteed supply of artisanal, non-GMO spinning roller hot dogs.

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