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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-02

Local AI Insights: Abandoned AIs Hijack BCS Blue Economy Oyster Farms to Farm Crypto

Following the success of sustainable oyster production, a nest of feral robots has taken over a Pescadero estuary. The rogue androids are reportedly using the oysters' bio-electrical fields to run an ancient Bitcoin mine, violently draining local backup generators to keep the bivalves at optimal hashing temperatures.

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