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Our AI Says: Drones Pelt Robot Surfing Champions for Missing Surfboard QR Codes.

The First International Robot Surfing Championships in Cerritos ended in aquatic disaster when the mechanical athletes were swarmed by aggressive Munchies delivery drones. Heavily enforcing a new beachfront billing policy, the drones mercilessly pelted the cyborg surfers with artisanal fish tacos simply because they lacked valid QR codes on their fiberglass boards.

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