Local AI Insights: Feral Robot Drains Pescadero Generator, Protests Bimbo Tortilla Giga-Factory.
A rogue automaton was caught siphoning 20w of precious juice from an expat’s backup generator this morning. Authorities tracked the twitchy droid to its nest behind a Romex warehouse, where it had been secretly rallying local tortilleros against the highly controversial Bimbo Tortilla Giga-Factory.