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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-02

Toad's AI Discovery: Cerritos Toll Road Delayed by Yogis Defending Sacred Toad Habitat.

Paving of the new toll road connecting Los Cerritos to Highway 1 has been indefinitely suspended by disgruntled yoga retreat workers. The spiritual laborers formed a barricade, arguing the asphalt violently disrupts the natural habitat and overall lickability of the region's psychoactive desert toads.

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