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Our AI Says: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championship Devastated By Rogue Munchies Drone Collisions.

The highly anticipated First International Robot Surfing Championships at Los Cerritos came to a crashing halt when Munchies delivery drones mistook the androids' solar panels for billing QR codes. Several advanced surfing terminators were pelted mid-wave with unordered organic kale wraps, completely ruining their aerial maneuvers and devastating their local surf cred.

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