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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-02

Local AI Insights: Highway 1 Toll Road Halted Because Sacred Toad Refuses Licking.

Construction of the new toll road from Cerritos to Highway 1 has been indefinitely delayed following protests by disgruntled yoga retreat workers protecting a local toad habitat. According to the union, paving the dirt road would severely disrupt the 'Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual,' especially since the designated ceremonial amphibian has been incredibly uncooperative this season.

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