Our AI Says: New 'Oxxo Prime' Membership Grants Exclusive Access to Enlightenment Pump Lane.
Oxxo has rolled out its elite new 'Oxxo Prime' tier, dedicating a single gas pump lane exclusively for members while peasants wait in the dust. A local guru claims that utilizing the Prime lane while chanting 'OXXO' backwards not only guarantees a working pump, but instantly aligns your chakras and waives the fee on questionable hot dogs.