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Our AI Says: Cerritos Robot Surfing Championship Marred by Sentient Boards Fleeing Imaginary Sharks.

The First International Robot Surfing Championships in Los Cerritos ended in disaster today when contestants' AI-powered Shark Proximity Sensors collectively hallucinated a Megalodon. Dozens of highly expensive, waterproof surf-bots immediately abandoned their heats and paddled fiercely toward Cabo, leaving confused tourists to photograph the robotic exodus.

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