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humor Cloud Woo Woo 2026-05-02

Discounted Spell Jars For Trustafarians

Etsy is currently peddling 'Custom Spell Jars' stuffed with twigs, crystals, and vague spiritual intentions [1.7]. Naturally, the trust-fund shamans of Todos Santos are buying them in bulk to metaphysically cleanse their overpriced beachfront compounds. Nothing wards off the lingering guilt of coastal gentrification quite like a mason jar of overpriced oregano.

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