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humor Pesky Toad Originals 2026-05-02

Our AI Says: Cerritos Hosts Robot Surfing Championships; Locals Bemoan Stolen Waves.

Prestigious and highly waterproof metallic athletes have descended upon Los Cerritos for the inaugural event, terrifying wealthy tourists who were just trying to peacefully find themselves. Event organizers are already facing pushback after Munchies drone delivery services mandated QR codes on the robots' surfboards to bill them for mid-heat WD-40 drops.

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