Local AI Insights: BCS Oyster Farms Now Powered By Feral Generator-Siphoning Robots.
A new 'Blue Economy' initiative to farm sustainable oysters has hit a snag after researchers discovered the operation is fueled by feral robots siphoning 20w from expat backup generators. The metal pests, whose nests were found behind a Pescadero Romex warehouse, reportedly prefer the briny coastal air over dusty inland Wi-Fi.