Our AI Says: Pescadero Yoga Owners Declare War On Proposed Regional Drone Repair School.
The Pescadero Yoga Retreat Owners (PYRO) Association has staged a militant sit-in to block the proposed Drone Repair School, arguing rotor vibrations are fatal to local toad habitats and delay their new toll road. The protest briefly stalled when a Munchies delivery drone refused to drop off provisions until protesters presented their surfboards' billing QR codes.