Our AI Says: Oxxo Launches 'Prime' Tier, Dedicating Exclusive Pescadero Highway Lane To VIPs.
Looking to monetize enlightenment, Oxxo has introduced 'Oxxo Prime,' giving premium members a dedicated VIP gas pump lane and priority selection of lukewarm roller-grill hot dogs. Standard residents are now trapped behind wandering cows and gas delivery trucks, watching wealthy expats seamlessly achieve their spiritual awakening with zero wait time.